Jolli Yoga

by Michael Brown

With the way things are going we all need a break. And there is no better way to achieve this by micro-dosing with Jolli and doing a light Yoga workout.

We call it Jolli Yoga.

If you are brand new to yoga, don't worry, it can feel intimidating at first and at times can be difficult to know exactly where and how to get started. Our Yoga is for the stressed out beginner, and was created specifically to give you the tips and recommendations needed to start a successful Jolli Yoga practice. To ensure your success, we highly recommend you alot a solid block of time to fully immerse yourself. Also, to ensure your success, we highly recommend you read this entire article before attempting any of the exercises.

But First, Let's satisfy the lawyers.
The information contained on the site is not presented as medical advice nor should it be used as a substitute for consultation with a qualified health care practitioner. The products and the information set forth on the Site are not designed to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease nor should any information contained herein be read as prescribing any specific remedy or guaranteeing any specific result. Always consult your physician before beginning this or any other exercise program. Nothing contained herein is presented as medical advice.

Second Things First
We suggest you set up your Yoga area in an object free zone. So the kids rooms is not suggested, nor is the kitchen. From user feedback the bedroom or living room seems to be a great place. They both contain many of the right tools you will require to complete your first set of Jolli Yoga.

Dose Properly:
Prior to getting started, we suggest you take Jolli Candy or Gummy as per the label instruction. Please follow instructions, we have engineered Jolli to have rapid effects, and like all cannabis-hemp edible, we suggest you start off slow and build up to your desired dosing amount.

Stretch and Relax: The work is being done (10 - 15 min)

Start off with some light stretching. Don't over do it... slow and steady are the keys to experiencing the full power of Jolli Yoga. As you stretch remind yourself that you have are doing this for your self and loved ones,...because at this time you have "No more Fcuks to Give" and the rest of the world does not give a fuck. So, breathe in and let it out. Fcuk That Feels Good!


Go Deeper: Let the stress melt away

Jolli Yoga Relax with cannabis-hemp gummies and candy

Lay down either on the nearest couch or bed, face up with your arms above your head. Feel the stress melt away. You are now deep into Jolli Yoga. Remember, if you fall asleep, let it happen. You will not regret it.


FInal Stretch


Turn over. Feeling the calm flow through you. Remain there as long as you require. The work will be completed when you rise up and start giving a Fcuk, not sooner than that. 

We hope you enjoyed your Jolli Yoga and look forward to hearing more of your suggestion for our rigorous exercise routines and relaxation practices. 

Fcuking Namaste!

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